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As usual, we spent the last week collection movie quotes from various new and old releases.

Follow the link above now to view them all and vote on your favorites. First, though, enjoy the sampling of serious and funny quotes below...

The Joker: See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. I'm a man of my word. -- The Dark Knight

Shelley: My allergic reaction made me feel beautiful. -- The House Bunny

Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."
Matilda: Do what for a career?
Derek Zoolander: Be professionally good looking. -- Zoolander

Hennessey: I created Death Race six years ago. I now have as many viewers as the Super Bowl. Drivers are convicts and the rules are simple...there are no rules. Win and get your freedom or die trying. -- Death Race

Alpa Chino: That's the theme song for the Jeffersons!
Kirk Lazarus: Just because it's a theme song doesn't make it any less true. -- Tropic Thunder

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Below, we've listed a sample of the funniest and most profound, taken from movies that focus on confused music experts and drugged out murder witnesses...

Laura: I'm too tired not to be with you.
Rob: What, so if you had a bit more energy we'd stay split up, but things being as they are, with you being wiped out and all, you want to get back together? Is that it?
Laura: Yeah. -- High Fidelity

Brennan Huff: I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home. -- Step Brothers

Tibby: I just fell off a *donkey*!!! -- The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2

Saul: Wait...what do you mean the battery's dead?
Dale Denton: ... I mean the battery is dead. It ceases to live. The car needs a battery to start, Saul.
Saul: No no... What do you mean, the battery is dead?
Dale Denton: The battery is fucking dead. I don't know how I can word this to you differently. -- Pineapple Express

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Here are a sample of some of the funniest and most profound, taken from films that focus on zany step brothers and confused super heroes...

Dale Doback: Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one, who do you pick? -- Step Brothers

Bruce Wayne: People are dying. What would you have me do?
Alfred Pennyworth: Endure. You can be the outcast. You can make the choice that no one else will face - the right choice. Gotham needs you. -- The Dark Knight

The Spirit: My city, I can not deny her. My city screams. She is my mother. She is my lover, and I am her Spirit. -- The Spirit

Micky Rosa: The only thing worse than a loser is someone who won't admit he played badly. -- 21

Donna: I grew up.
Tanya: Well, grow back down then! -- Mamma Mia!

We have collected over 15,000 movie quotes across our website. From funny to sad, browse through them today.

Meanwhile, we offer a sampling of the recent film utterances to be added to our site...

Captain: This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all sorts of things! Vegetable plants, pizza plants...it's good to be home! -- WALL•E

Hellboy: I know; I'm ugly! -- Hellboy II

Dale: What are you doing?
Brennan: I'm burying you!
Dale: My dad will wonder where I am. -- Step Brothers

The Joker: I love this job! -- The Dark Knight

Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am! I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude! -- Tropic Thunder

We have hilarious movie quotes. We have sentimental movie quotes. We have sarcastic movie quotes. Follow our link now to browse every single one of them.

First, meanwhile, we offer a sampling of the latest film utterances to be added to our site…

Uncle Albert: With great power comes... ow!
Rick Riker: Great responsibility? Try to breathe!
Uncle Albert: I can't. You're kneeling on my balls! -- Superhero Movie

Pissed Off Fat Guy: You know? Somebody should sue you!
Hancock: You know what? You should sue McDonalds, cuz they fucked you up! -- Hancock

The Joker: Where is Harvey Dent!? I'll settle for his love ones... -- The Dark Knight

Stephanie: You're a virgin?
Luke Shapiro: No. Naw. I just haven't officially had sex yet. -- The Wackness

Sophie: I've invited my dad to my wedding.
Ali: You found him!?
Sophie: Well not exactly. -- Mamma Mia!

From funny movie quotes to poignant movie quotes, follow our link now to browse them all.

Below, meanwhile, we offer a sampling of the latest film lines to be added to our site...

Fox Mulder: Scully, I need you in this with me.
Dana Scully: That's what scares me. -- The X-Files: I want to Believe

Michel: Jackass.
Hancock: [leans in close to Michel] Call me a jackass one more time.
Michel: Jackass.
Hancock: [grabs Michel and launches him into the sky; turns to chubby kid] You got a problem Thickness?
[chubby kid shakes his head; turns to kid with glasses]
Hancock: How about you Goggles? -- Hancock

Trevor: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the center of the Earth. -- Journey to the Center of the Earth.

Fox: I knew your father.
Wesley: My father died the week I was born.
Fox: Your father died yesterday in the rooftop of the Metropolitan Building. He was one of the greatest assassins who ever lived. And the other one is behind you. -- Wanted

The Joker: This city deserves a better class of criminal and I'm gonna give it to them. -- The Dark Knight

We've added 16 quotes from The Dark Knight.

Take a look at the examples below, and then browse around our complete collection of The Dark Knight quotes now...

The Joker: When the chips are down, these civilized people will eat each other. You'll see. I'll show you.

Alfred Pennyworth: Know your limits, Master Wayne.
Bruce Wayne: Batman has no limits.

Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

The Joker: [to Batman] You've changed things... forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak... like me!

You've come to the right place for thousands and thousands of movie quotes.

Click on the link above to browse through them all now, while checking out the following examples for a taste of what's currently in movie theaters or DVD players near you...

D'Leh: I found the eye of the snake. -- 10,000 BC

Elliot Moore: There are forces at work beyond our understanding. -- The Happening

Po: I just ate... so my kung fu may not be as good as later on. -- Kung Fu Panda

Abe Sapien: The Golden Army. An unstopable force. -- Hellboy II: The Golden Army

You want movie quotes? We've got movie quotes! Over 15,000 of them on the site so far.

Put a pot of coffee on and review the complete section (linked to above) now. First, to help get you in the mood, here are a series of the latest film utterances we've added to Reel Movie News...

Ray: I don't hit women. I would never hit a woman, Chloe. I'd hit a woman who was trying to hit me with a bottle. That's different. That's self-defense, isn't it? Or a woman who could do karate. I would never hit a woman generally, Chloe. -- In Bruges

Maya Hayes: Dad, I can't believe you drank... and smoked... and was such a slut... But I still love you. -- Definitely, Maybe

Sloan: It a choice, Wesley, that each of us must face: to remain ordinary, pathetic, beat-down, coasting through a miserable existence, like sheep herded by fate, or you can take control of your own destiny and join us, releasing the caged wolf you have inside. Our purpose is to maintain stability in an unstable world - kill one, save a thousand. Within the fabric of this world, every life hangs by a thread. We are that thread - a fraternity of assassins, weapons of fate. This is the decision that lies before you know: the sheep, or the wolf. The choice is yours. -- Wanted

Bruce Banner: There are aspects of my personality that I can't control. And when I lose control, it's very dangerous to be around me. -- The Incredible Hulk

Po: There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness. -- Kung Fu Panda

You can learn a lot from a panda that knows kung fu.

That's the message behind, well, Kung Fu Panda. We've added 11 new quotes from that movie to our site, all of which you can browse through at our Kung Fu Panda quotes page.

Check out the sampling of wisdom below:

Oogway: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

Po: There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.

Po: Get ready to feel the thunda!