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From a disgruntled American war veteran to a confused, violent, young Indian thug, below are a sample of movie quotes from current cinematic fare.

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Salim: Shut up! The man with the Colt 45 says shut up! -- Slumdog Millionaire

Bryan: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. -- Taken

Benjamin Button: Momma? Momma? Some days, I feel different than the day before.
Queenie: Everyone feels different about themselves one way or another, but we all goin' the same way. -- The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Faith Evans: Are you a bad guy trying to be good, or a good guy trying to be bad?
Notorious B.I.G.: [smiling] I'm just a guy trying to make you laugh. -- Notorious

Walt Kowalski: Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here." -- Gran Torino

From a mall cop that takes his job very seriously, to a nun that takes it upon herself to accuse a priest of foul play, here's a look at the latest movie quotes from films currently - or about to be - in theaters.

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Paul Blart: Safety never takes a holiday. -- Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Regina Jackson: Why have you come to our planet?
Klaatu: Your planet? -- The Day the Earth Stood Still

Col. Claus von Stauffenberg: I'm a soldier, but in serving my country, I have betrayed my conscience. -- Valkyrie

Ben Thomas: I haven't treated myself very well.
Emily Posa: Start now. -- Seven Pounds

Father Flynn: You haven't the slightest proof of anything!
Sister Aloysius: But I have my certainty. -- Doubt

The holiday movie season is upon us.

With an influx of big films on the way, take a few moments to familiarize yourself with them via a handful of movie quotes.

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Col. Claus von Stauffenberg: You can serve Germany, or the Fuhrer. Not both! -- Valkyrie

The Spirit: I'm gonna kill you all kinds of dead. -- The Spirit

John Connor: I don't know if we can win this war. -- Terminator Salvation

Ben Thomas: I haven't treated myself very well.
Emily Posa: Start now. -- Seven Pounds

Father Flynn: You haven't the slightest proof of anything!
Sister Aloysius: But I have my certainty. -- Doubt

Our staff has added a trio of albums from a few movies to our site.

Pick up the Twilight soundtrack, Cadillac Records soundtrack and/or The Curious Case of Benjamin Button soundtrack right now!

Our staff has collected a series of movie quotes from recently released features.

Enjoy the following sample and don't forget to click on the preceding link in order to vote on your favorite quotes from across the cinematic universe...

Rhino: I eat danger for breakfast! -- Bolt

Daisy: You're so young.
Benjamin Button: Only on the outside. -- The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Gayle Sweeny: Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs. -- Role Models

M: Bond, I need you to come back.
James Bond: I never left. -- Quantum of Solace

Rorschach: No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise. -- Watchmen

Greetings, film fans: we've collected a slew of movie quotes from recently released comedies and dramas.

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Zack: I hate Rosie O'Donnell. But if someone said 'I have a tape of Rosie getting fucked stupid,' I'd be like: 'Why the fuck aren't we watching that right now?' -- Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Max Payne: I don't know about Heaven, but I believe in angels. -- Max Payne

Jigsaw: Today, five people will become one, with the goal of surviving. -- Saw V

Caden Cotard: I don't menstruate, so I don't know how I could smell like I'm menstruating. -- Synecdoche, New York

Christine Collins: The boy they brought back is not my son. -- Changeling

As always, we've updated our movie quotes section.

The latest films to have quotes entered into this area of our site are focused on below. Check out the following sample and then click on the link above to vote on your favorites...

Indiana Jones: Marion, take the wheel!
Mutt Williams: That's not fair, she drove the truck!
Indiana Jones: Don't be a child. Find something to fight with! -- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Gabriella Montez: I'm a lot better at saying goodbye than you.
Troy Bolton: Why are you saying goodbye? -- High School Musical 3: Senior Year

Ed Hoffman: Nobody's innocent in this shit. -- Body of Lies

Norah: This is amazing! You are literally like my musical soul mate.
Nick: Maybe I'll take this for a bit and you can just focus on driving.
Norah: What? You don't like my sweet grooves? -- Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

George Herbert Walker Bush: You want an ass-whipping?
George W. Bush: Try it old man!
George Herbert Walker Bush: Go ahead, take a swing! -- W.

Below are a few movie quotes from recent DVD and/or theatrical releases.

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Woman on phone: Jerry Shaw, you have been activated. Your compliance is vital. -- Eagle Eye

Chris Mattson: Y'know what Abel? Fuck you.
Abel Turner: [laughs] Is that a 'We Are the World' fuck you?
Chris Mattson: No. It's a special one. Just for you. -- Lakeview Terrace

Peter Bretter: Is she coming this way?
Rachel Jansen: Yep.
Peter Bretter: I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt. -- Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Red: What the fuck, man? You shot me in my stomach! I'm gonna die now, probably. Man, I had y'all over for dinner! Fish tacos! This is how you do me? -- Pineapple Express

From new DVD releases to major motion pictures currently playing in theaters, we've gathered the latst, funniest movie quotes from across the film landscape.

Vote on the bestby following the link above. Meanwhile, here's a sampling of some of our recent favorites...

Sarah Marshall: I hate your music.
Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the other day. -- Forgetting Sarah Marshall

SaulSilver: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv?
Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude! -- Pineapple Express

Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking, "Holy shit, holy shit, a sword fish almost went through my head"? If so, then yes. -- Get Smart

Hospital Nurse: We brought you right back. People die all the time.
Bertram Pincus: Yeah, but it's usually just once...at the end. -- Ghost Town

Osborne Cox: Give me the CD!
Chad Feldheimer: Give me the money! -- Burn After Reading

Caroline: [holding her son's dirty hand] Is this chocolate or poop? Is this chocolate or poop?!
Caroline: [licks son's hand and smiles] It's chocolate!
Kate Holbrook: What if that had been poop?! -- Baby Mama

Our staff spent the last week gathering movie quotes from an assortment new and old releases.

Vote on your favorites by following the link above. First, if you wish, enjoy the examples of serious and funny quotes below...

Caroline: [holding her son's dirty hand] Is this chocolate or poop? Is this chocolate or poop?!
Caroline: [licks son's hand and smiles] It's chocolate!
Kate Holbrook: What if that had been poop?! -- Baby Mama

Shelley: Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi? -- The House Bunny

Kirk Lazarus: Everybody knows you never do a full retard.
Tugg Speedman: What do you mean?
Kirk Lazarus: Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Count toothpicks to your cards. Autistic, sure. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. -- Tropic Thunder

Lady Spencer: All of London is talking.
Georgiana, The Duchess of Devonshire: Oh, let them talk! -- The Duchess

Maury Ballstein: You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there. -- Zoolander