We’ve added 7 new quotes to Semi-Pro.

You can browse our complete collection of Semi-Pro Quotes right now, or check out the follow sample:

Dick Pepperfield: I am here with owner/player/coach, Jackie Moon, and two of the Flint Tropics Ball girls. Hello ladies.
Jackie Moon: You are a little tongue tied now aren’t ya Dick?
Dick Pepperfield: *Laughing* No no no, no no no. Mrs. Pepperfield is watching this, she watches all the broadcasts, and I just want you to know that I have no interest in these ladies what-so-ever. I think they are appalling.

Ed Monix: I’ve never been traded for a washing machine before. Until now.

Dick Pepperfield: How did you learn to play basketball?
Jackie Moon: I saw it on TV a couple times, I thought I could do that.

It may not have been Will Ferrell’s funniest movie, but Semi-Pro still ruled the box office this weekend.

Need a few reasons why? With this photo tribute to the film, check out Ferrell, Woody Harrelson and others in short-shorts and long-hair right now…

The latest romp in Will Ferrell’s growing line of sports comedies (Blades of Glory, Talladega Night: The Legend of Ricky Bobby) is called Semi-Pro.

It looks recycled, but funny. We love Farrell, but how many times can he play a cocky, misguided, stereotypical figure from a past decade?

Here’s a sampling of how critics feel about Semi-Pro…

- Didn’t he play this character in Blades of Glory? No, wait that was Talladega Nights. They’re all starting to run together. — Cinemablend.com

- I’ve seen Semi-Pro twice now – once at a press screening – and again at the special AICN screening we did. And I enjoyed it at both – quite a bit. The main thing that kicks ass about it is the supporting cast. — Ain’t It Cool Reviews

- If you liked Ferrell’s previous comedies, you will like his new vehicle, which benefits from chemistry with Harrelson and pleasantly recycles elements of the formula now set in the swinging 1970s, nicely conveyed through fashion and especially bad hair. — Emanuel Levy

- Affectionate if foul-mouthed locker room method acting, with defensive moves on behalf of the mostly flabby-abs homeboy team concept. And counting all sorts of eccentric, nutty and deeply lovable players, before sports went commercial and big time. — News Blaze

We should have become actors instead of movie critics.

Will Ferrell shows us why in this photo from the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. He gets to back down Heidi Klum in a promotional spot for his upcoming comedy, Semi-Pro:

It’s hard to summon sufficient words for this music video.

It stars Jackie Moon, the main character (portrayed by Will Ferrell) of Semi-Pro and, well, just take a look…

Take a look at Will Ferrell in his latest sports comedy, Semi-Pro. The movie comes out on February 29…

Here’s a brief preview of Semi-Pro.

The film stars Will Ferrell as a basketball player from the 1970s, replete with afro and misguided sense of ability.

Need you know any more in order to see it?