Crash Davis: You don't want a ballplayer; you want a stable pony.
Skip: Nah.
Crash Davis: Well, my triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold some flavor-of-the-month's d**k in the bus leagues, is that it? Well, f**k this f**king game!
[pause]
Crash Davis: I quit, all right? I f**king quit.
[Crash exits the office and stands in the clubhouse for a minute before sticking his head back through the door]
Crash Davis: Who we play tomorrow?
Skip: Winston-Salem. Batting practice at 11:30.
Skip: Nah.
Crash Davis: Well, my triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold some flavor-of-the-month's d**k in the bus leagues, is that it? Well, f**k this f**king game!
[pause]
Crash Davis: I quit, all right? I f**king quit.
[Crash exits the office and stands in the clubhouse for a minute before sticking his head back through the door]
Crash Davis: Who we play tomorrow?
Skip: Winston-Salem. Batting practice at 11:30.
Rating: Unrated
Date Added: 09/27/06

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