Tallahassee: Oh, I love the f**k out of this song! • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Tallahassee: In Mexico, you know what they call Twinkies? "Los submarinos"
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Tallahassee: FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.
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Tallahassee: We got taken hostages by a twelve-year-old?
Columbus: Well, girls mature way faster than boys.
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Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: Alright, I've never hit a kid before. I mean that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?
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Tallahassee: [to Columbus] You're thinking about f**king Wichita. Well congratualations because for the past twenty-four hours, she's been f**king both of us.
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Tallahassee: [Searching for Twinkies] Where are ya, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards!
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Tallahassee: [after being taken hostage by Little Rock] Don't shoot me with my own gun!
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Tallahassee: [Upon finding a Hummer filled with rifles] Thank god for rednecks!
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Tallahassee: Pretty soon life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty.
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