Jonah Hill Quotes
Sherman Schrader: Let's start this fake college. Then, we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. It's a gateway crime. That's how these things start.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2008Sherman Schrader: I don't want to be here alone when the walls start to bleed!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2008Bartleby: Oh yeah, Monica, this is Schrader.
Schrader: Oh yeah, I think we know each other. We were in math class together..I sat behind you, you know..all the way in back...yeah, I don't remember you either..
Bartleby: A bird in the hand, dude. A bird in the hands.
Schrader: That doesn't make any sense.
Sherman: I hope you guys have hobo stab insurance.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2008Sherman: This place is awesome, now I can finally get hepatitis.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2008Bartleby Gaines: Schrader, come on. Don't be scared.
Sherman Schrader: Scared? I'm not scared. You're scared.
Hands: Schrader, you were scared to try the new flavor of Dr. Pepper.
Sherman Schrader: I told you that in confidence Hands!
Bartleby Gaines: Schrader, you were afraid when you're tooth fell out because you were terrified of the Tooth Fairy.
Sherman Schrader: That's actually a legitimate fear. She was rifling through my s**t.
Bartleby Gaines: Schrader, what about you?
Sherman Schrader: Well, B, I'm glad you asked actually, cuz since were going to prison, I wanna learn how to carve a shank out of my toothbrush.
Bartleby Gaines: Glen since when have you been working at the kwik and stop?
Glen: since I got boned HARD by every college I applied to
Bartleby Gaines: why what happened?
Glen: some political crap I got a zero on my SAT's.
Sherman Schrader: you do know you get 600 points just for signing your name right?
Glen: ...aw DAMNIT!
Sherman Schrader: It was your idea to put "acceptance is just one click away"
Bartleby Gaines: Yeah put it as "one click away" but you don't make it clickable!
