Larry Zoolander: You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother. • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Katinka [to Matilda]: I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander!
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Katinka [about Matilda]: I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit.
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J.P. Prewitt: I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed.
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Matilda [to Katinka]: By the way, you were wrong about my outfit. It's the Cheryl Ladd collection and I got it at JC Penney's. On sale!
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Matilda: When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class.
Derek Zoolander: Ew!
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Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."
Matilda: Do what for a career?
Derek Zoolander: Be professionally good looking.
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Derek Zoolander: You mean, you haven't...
Matilda: Done it in a while, yeh.
Hansel: Now, what's a while? Like, eight days?
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Maury Ballstein: I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
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Maury Ballstein: Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.
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