Hansel: I hear words like "beauty" and "handsomness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity of self absorption that I try to steer clear of. • Rating: 8.6 / 10 • Permalink
Derek Zoolander: Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
• Rating: 8.5 / 10 • Permalink
Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?
• Rating: 8.3 / 10 • Permalink
Derek Zoolander: Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us.
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mugatu: [hypnotizing Derek] Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!
• Rating: 6.9 / 10 • Permalink
Derek Zoolander: Why do you hate models, Matilda?
Matilda: Honestly?
Hansel: Yes.
Matilda: I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
Hansel: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?
• Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink
Hansel: Yeah, you're cool to hide here, but first me and him got to straighten some s**t out.
Derek Zoolander: Fine.
Hansel: Why you been acting so messed up towards me?
Derek Zoolander: Why you been acting so messed up towards me?
Hansel: Well, you go first.
• Rating: 5.5 / 10 • Permalink
J.P. Prewitt: Male models don't think for themselves.
Derek Zoolander: Yes they do!
J.P. Prewitt: No they don't.
Derek Zoolander: Okay!
• Rating: 4.7 / 10 • Permalink
Derek Zoolander: But why male models?
J.P. Prewitt: Are you serious? I just told you.
• Rating: 2.0 / 10 • Permalink
Larry Zoolander: Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Total Quotes: 43
