A collection of the best quotes from Zombieland by your favorite characters including Tallahassee, Columbus and Little Rock.
Tallahassee: [turning to Columbus, Wichita and Little Rock after a zombie] What do you think? "Zombie Killer of the Week"?• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Tallahassee: I haven't cried like that since Titanic!
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Tallahassee: Time to nut up or shut up!
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Columbus: [after his neighbor changes into a zombie] The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.
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Columbus: F**k this clown
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Columbus: The fatties were the first to go.
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Columbus: I could tell she knew what I was feeling, we all are orphans in Zombieland.
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Columbus: [to Tallahasse] Are you some type of c**k blocking robot developed in some secret f**king government lab?
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Tallahassee: [discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? I hate coconut! Not the flavor, but the consistency.
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Columbus: [a zombie kills an obese man] Poor fat bastard.
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Total Quotes: 31
