White Men Can't Jump Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from White Men Can't Jump by your favorite characters including Sidney Deane, Billy Hoyle and Gloria Clemente.
Rhonda Deane: All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no 'vista', there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view. • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Sidney Deane: Look man, Your can listen to Jimi but you can't hear him. There's a difference man. Just because your listening to him doesn't mean you're hearing him.
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Sidney Deane: You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked.
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Sidney Deane: You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.
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Sidney Deane: Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bohemian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!
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Sidney Deane: Hey hey man, what's the score? Yo! Chump! I'm talking to you! I'm talking to the f**king air.
Billy Hoyle: My name ain't chump, it's Billy Hoyle.
Sidney Deane: Billy Hoyle. BILLY HOYLE. Billy Hoyle. Okay Billy... can you count to ten, Billy?
Billy Hoyle: Yeah.
Sidney Deane: Good. What's the score... Billy?
Billy Hoyle: I don't know.
Sidney Deane: Then you're a chump.
Billy Hoyle: I may be a chump, I just said that wasn't my name.
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Sidney Deane: Can anybody step in for this guy? Anybody, for Mr. Motherf**king March of Dimes?
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Sidney Deane: Billy, listen to me. White men can't jump.
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Sidney Deane: I don't mean to brag... but I'm the greatest!
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Billy Hoyle: You are so stupid. It would take your mother 1, no, 2 hours to watch 60 MINUTES.
Sidney Deane: Don't start that s**t again.
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