Coach Jeff: Yeah, let's celebrate mediocrity! That's fantastic.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Girl In Restaurant: So what, are you all like alternative now?
Bliss Cavendar: Alternative to what?
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Bliss Cavendar: The last time I wore skates, they had Barbies on them.
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Mr. Cavendar: I like smart girls. That's why I married your mama. Well, that and I knocked her up.
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