What Happens in Vegas Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from What Happens in Vegas by your favorite characters including Jack and Joy.
Mason: [after being punched in the nuts] Why?Tipper: You know why!
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Dave the Bear: Do you even know how to drive an automatic?
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Jack Fuller: [standing outside the bathroom door] Can you hurry up?
Joy McNally: [from inside the bathroom, taking her time] Almost done!
[walks into the kitchen to find Jack pissing in their sink]
Jack Fuller: Oh yeah, this is really happening. Oh, and it's your day for dishes.
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Jack Fuller: How hard can it be?
Joy McNally: I know how hard it isn't.
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Jack Fuller Sr.: You're like a son to me.
Jack Fuller: Dad, I am your son.
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Tipper: I just wanna junk-punch him in his man business.
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Jack Fuller: Richard Banger? So your name is Dick Banger! Dick Banger!
Banger: And yours is Jack? Jack off! Jack off
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Joy McNally: The topping I wanted on my popcorn. I know the box said it's movie theater butter, but you guessed it. What I really want is sweaty Jack's balls flavor.
Jack Fuller: I'm just giving you what you want, baby.
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Total Quotes: 8