Charlie Tweeder: Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples! • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Charlie Tweeder: Hey you wanna see the new Tweeder end zone dance?
[Tweeder dances]
Charlie Tweeder: You know what it's called?
Mox: What?
Charlie Tweeder: The new Tweeder end zone dance.
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Charlie Tweeder: [Mooning Mox and Billy Bob through the truck window] Good moonin! Good moonin! I have been up since the crack of dawn and I had to *ass* you a question.
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Bud Kilmer: It makes me wonder if you know the different between a sneeze and a wet fart!
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Bud Kilmer: Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict.
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Billy Bob: It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!
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Coach Bud Kilmer: Your daddy was a no-talent p***y, but at least he listened!
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