Tugg Speedman: There were times while I was playing Jack where I felt[pause]
Tugg Speedman: Retarded. Like, really retarded.
Kirk Lazarus: Moronical?
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: An Imbicile?
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: Like the dumbest motherf**ker that ever lived?
Tugg Speedman: [pause] When I was playing the character.
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Tugg Speedman: [as Simple Jack] Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movies makes my eyes rain!
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Tugg Speedman: I am a rooster illusion.
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Kirk Lazarus: Cover me, Dicklips!
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Tugg Speedman: Wait, guys, are you telling me you're giving up on the movie? I thought we were supposed to be a team, a unit.
Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.
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Kirk Lazarus: [to Tugg Speedman] Huh! What do you mean "You People?"
Alpa Chino: [stares at Lazarus, and then gets angry] What do you mean "You People?"
Kirk Lazarus: What?
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Cody: That's C-4, man.
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Tugg Speedman: [as Simple Jack] You make my pee-pee maker t-t-tingle.
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Kirk Lazarus: I don't break character until the DVD commentary.
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Kirk Lazarus: Same thing happened to me. They found me in a back alley when I thought I was Neil Armstrong and was trying to reenter the Earth's atmosphere in a refrigerator box.
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