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A collection of the best quotes from Tropic Thunder by your favorite characters including Kirk Lazarus, Speedman and Fats Portnoy.


Kirk Lazarus: I'm a lead farmer, mother f**ker!
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Cody: Mother Nature just pissed her pants, dude!
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Kirk Lazarus: I'm just a little boy who plays with his penis when he's nervous.
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Jeff Portnoy: I don't wanna die like Hendrix man!
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Les Grossman: Let's face it, the kids aren't exactly dressing up as The Scorcher for Purim anymore.
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Kirk Lazarus: You more shredded than a Julian salad, man.
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Les Grossman: No, f**khead. Of course I could. A nutless monkey could do your job. Now, go get drunk and take credit at all the parties.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom: I wouldn't do that.
Les Grossman: I'm kidding.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Ah, there he is! funny. You're a funny guy.
Les Grossman: Yeah. But seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job.
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Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am! I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!
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Les Grossman: Now take a step back...*and f**k your own face!*
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Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script. The script reads me.
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