Tropic Thunder Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Tropic Thunder by your favorite characters including Kirk Lazarus, Speedman and Fats Portnoy.
Kirk Lazarus: I'm a lead farmer, mother f**ker! • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jeff Portnoy: I don't wanna die like Hendrix man!
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Kirk Lazarus: You more shredded than a Julian salad, man.
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Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am! I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!
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Cody: Mother Nature just pissed her pants, dude!
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Les Grossman: Now take a step back...*and f**k your own face!*
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Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script. The script reads me.
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Tugg Speedman: There were times while I was playing Jack where I felt
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Tugg Speedman: Retarded. Like, really retarded.
Kirk Lazarus: Moronical?
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: An Imbicile?
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: Like the dumbest motherf**ker that ever lived?
Tugg Speedman: [pause] When I was playing the character.
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Tugg Speedman: [as Simple Jack] Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movies makes my eyes rain!
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Tugg Speedman: I am a rooster illusion.
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Total Quotes: 41