There's Something About Mary Quotes (Page 3)
Ted: I think I still want to look her up.Pat Healy: Who, rollerpig? Are you nuts?
Ted: You said she was a real sparkplug.
Pat Healy: No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.
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Ted: Japan? What's she doing in Japan?
Pat Healy: Well, you've heard of mail-order brides? Well, they go that way too.
Ted: What, are they desperate? She's a whale!
Pat Healy: You can't forget, it's a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna.
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Charlie Jensen: Is it the frank or the beans?
Ted: Um ... I don't know ... both I guess.
Warren: [from outside] Franks and beans! Franks and beans!
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Warren: Have you seen my baseball?
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Pat Healy: [to Tucker] We agreed I wouldn't f**k you, and you wouldn't f**k me until we got this other f**k outta the f**kin' picture!
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Jonathan: [singing, narrating] His friends would say stop whining, they've had enough of that. His friends would say stop pining, there's other girls to look at. They've tried to set him up with Tiffany and Indigo... But there's something about Mary that they don't know.... Mary, there's just something about Mary.
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Mary's Stepfather: Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?!
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Mary: Did you mean what you said up there?
Ted: Well ya I just want you to be happy Mary.
Mary: But I'd be happiest with you.
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Mary: What did I tell you the first time we met? I'm a Niners fan!
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Pat Healy: What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?
Brett Favre: I'm in town to play the Dolphins, you dumbass.
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Total Quotes: 41