The Ringer Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from The Ringer by your favorite characters including Steve Barker, Thomas and Gary Barker.
Winston: When the f**k did we get ice cream? • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Steve Barker: Jeffy just doesn't know what's happening to his body...
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Billy: Thomas, get me some water. My throat is parched.
Thomas: Do you want tap or Evian?
Billy: I don't know. Surprise me.
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David Patrick: We stoped off for ice cream.
Winston: When the f**k did we get ice cream?
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Gary: What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?
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Mark: I've seen better acting in a porno.
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Steve Barker: I can count to potato!
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Steve Barker: Can I have a slice of your doody?
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Steve Barker: [to Lynn in cafeteria] Can I have a hug?
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Billy: You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!
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Total Quotes: 30