The Producers Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from The Producers by your favorite characters including Max Bialystock, Leo Bloom and Franz Liebkind.
Max Bialystock: We got the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did we go right?• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Max Bialystock: I'm drowning here! I'm going down for the last time! I... I... I see my whole life flashing before my eyes! I see a weathered old farmhouse... With a white picket fence... I'm running through fields of alfalfa with my collie, Rex. No Rex, not on the alfalfa. And I see my mother... I see Mama, standing on the back porch... And I hear her calling out to me..."Alvin, don't forget your chores! The wood needs a-cordin' and the cows need a-milkin'! Alviiiiin! Aaaaalviiiiiiiiiiiin!"... Wait a minute. My name's not Alvin. That's not my life. Someone else's life is flashing before my eyes. What the hell is that about? I'm not a hillbilly, I grew up in the Bronx. Leo's taken everything from me... Even my past!
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Max Bialystock: Shut up! I'm having a rhetorical conversation!
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Max Bialystock: For once, I would love to see someone on that couch who's under eighty-five!
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Leo Bloom: Today I have taken the Siegfried oath, and danced with a sailor, a cop and an extremely friendly Cherokee Indian.
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Leo Bloom: Mr. Bialystock, I'm afraid you've mistaken me for someone with a spine.
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Leo Bloom: You were right about one thing you are a CPA, a certified public asshole!
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Franz Liebkind: Broadway! I haven't been zis happy since we crushed Poland!
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Franz Liebkind: The Führer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! The Führer was BUTCH!
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Franz Liebkind: I was never a member of the Nazi Party! I only followed orders. I had nothing to do with the war! I didn't even know there was a war. We lived at the back, near Switzerland. All we heard was yodelling... yoodle le he hoo! Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, Yodelay, Yodelay, Yodelay-WHO ARE YOU!?!
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