The House Bunny Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from The House Bunny by your favorite characters including Shelley Darlingson.
Shelley Darlingson : Pooter, you're looking quite dapper this morning. • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Joanne: Can you point me to the crapper? I have to drop some timber.
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Shelley: They're kicking me out?
Kappa: Maybe it's because of you're age.
Shelley: But I'm 27.
Kappa: But that's 59 in Bunny Years.
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Oliver: You given any thought to who you might be voting for?
Shelley: I definitely won't listen to what Simon says, he is just so mean. I usually always agree with Paula and Randy.
Shelley: Oh, you meant the president.
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Shelley: I gotta meet this freakin' bird!
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Shelley: Manhole. I like that word. Manhole.
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Shelley: My allergic reaction made me feel beautiful.
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Shelley: My heart is racing like a nail!
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Carrie Mae: I didn't stay in college for nine years just to go back to my trailer in Idaho!
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Shelley Darlingson: Sweet balls!
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Total Quotes: 16