The Heartbreak Kid Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from The Heartbreak Kid by your favorite characters including Eddie Cantrow.
Martin: I smell something weird down here. Smells like ya'll been hitting the Devil's lettuce. • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Doc: When she tells you to c**k her, you c**k her!
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Doc: So, what's new Eddie? Anything exciting?
Eddie Cantrow: Ah, yeah, we just got those new Nike Sasquatch drivers in the store, so that's been kind of cool.
Doc: Let me rephrase the question. You been crushin' any p***y?
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Eddie Cantrow: This is my dad.
Lila: Oh, hi Dad.
Doc: Nice to meet you, Lila.
Lila: How do you know my name?
Doc: Okay, cat's out of the bag. My son found your panties on the sidewalk and we've been talking about you all week. Eddie, give her back her undies.
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Mac: Happy wife, happy life!
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Total Quotes: 5