Mr. Chow: To-da-loo, motherf**ka!• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Alan Garner: Tigers love pepper.
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Stu Price: You do know counting cards is illegal, right?
Alan Garner: It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon. Like masturbating in an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal, too.
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Melissa: You should probably go, Doctor Faggot.
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Alan Garner: Ha ha! Drivin' drunk. Classic.
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Stu Price: Why don't we remember a god damn thing from last night?
Phil Wenneck: Obviously because we had a great f**king tim
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Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is cool?
Alan Garner: I think the cop car part's pretty cool.
Phil Wenneck: Thank you Alan!
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Alan Garner: That's right, keep steppin'. I'll hit an old man in public!
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Phil Wenneck: Would you shut up and drive before these nerds ask me another question. Who's this?
Doug Billings: It's Alan. Tracy's brother.
Alan Garner: I met you like four times.
Phil Wenneck: Oh, yeah. How you doing, man?
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Mike Tyson: Who does s**t like that?
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