The Hangover Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from The Hangover by your favorite characters including Alan Garner, Stu Price and Phil Wenneck.
Mr. Chow: See you later, gay boys!• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Phil Wenneck: [his answering machine message] It's Phil, leave a message. Actually, you know what, don't text me. It's gay.
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Stu Price: Oh my God, I can't believe I gave away my grandmother's Holocaust ring to a complete stranger.
Alan Garner: Yeah, I didn't even know they gave out rings during the Holocaust.
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Mr. Chow: To-da-loo, motherf**ka!
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Alan Garner: Tigers love pepper.
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Phil Wenneck: Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.
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Alan Garner: It would be so cool if I could breast-feed.
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Stu Price: You do know counting cards is illegal, right?
Alan Garner: It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon. Like masturbating in an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal, too.
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Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is cool?
Alan Garner: I think the cop car part's pretty cool.
Phil Wenneck: Thank you Alan!
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Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now with a meth head butt-f**king his corpse!
Alan Garner: That's highly unlikely.
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Total Quotes: 85
