A collection of the best quotes from The Hangover by your favorite characters including Alan Garner, Stu Price and Phil Wenneck.
Mr. Chow: See you later, gay boys!• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Doug: I always wondered why they were called roofies. Cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call em groundies.
Alan Garner: Or rapies.
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Phil Wenneck: [his answering machine message] It's Phil, leave a message. Actually, you know what, don't text me. It's gay.
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Stu Price: Oh my God, I can't believe I gave away my grandmother's Holocaust ring to a complete stranger.
Alan Garner: Yeah, I didn't even know they gave out rings during the Holocaust.
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Mr. Chow: To-da-loo, motherf**ka!
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Alan Garner: Tigers love pepper.
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Phil Wenneck: Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.
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Alan Garner: It would be so cool if I could breast-feed.
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Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is cool?
Alan Garner: I think the cop car part's pretty cool.
Phil Wenneck: Thank you Alan!
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Alan Garner: That's right, keep steppin'. I'll hit an old man in public!
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Total Quotes: 85
