A collection of the best quotes from The Hangover by your favorite characters including Alan Garner, Stu Price and Phil Wenneck.
Stu Price: Don't you worry your pretty stripped head were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. Then were gonna find our best friend Doug and then were gonna give him a best friend hug... Doug Doug, Dougie, Doug, Doug.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Alan Garner: Not at the table, Jose!
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Mr. Chow: See you later, gay boys!
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Doug: I always wondered why they were called roofies. Cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call em groundies.
Alan Garner: Or rapies.
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Phil Wenneck: [his answering machine message] It's Phil, leave a message. Actually, you know what, don't text me. It's gay.
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Phil Wenneck: Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.
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Alan Garner: It would be so cool if I could breast-feed.
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Alan Garner: ...I'm a steel trap. Whatever happens tonight, i won't ever ever speak a word of it. Seriously. I don't care what happens. I don't care if we kill someone.
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Stu Price: You are literally too stupid to insult.
Alan Garner: Thank you.
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Alan Garner: Oh, you know what? Next week's no good for me... The Jonas Brothers are in town. But any week after that, it's totally fine.
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