Kelly: Friends don't f**k with each other's business. • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Eli: God, I just wanna bang hot chicks!
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Kelly: Those crazy little f**kers man, they sure know their numbers.
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Kelly: Always leave 'em wanting more.
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Eli: I could make a better sex-ed film with my mom!
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Danielle: Just go with it.
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Matthew: Matthew Kidman. I will always remember... The three legs of the tripod. My business partner. My student advisor. The next Einstein. Eli's calling card. Klitz's big debut. My own scholarship to Georgetown. And of course, I'll never forget the girl next door. As for me, I'm just going with it.
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Woman: [voiceover] How do you want me?
Man: Oh, that's good. Yeah. Just, uh... just get comfortable.
Woman: I'm a little nervous.
Man: Nah, you're doing great.
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Danielle: Ooh, boxers.
Matthew: I always wear boxers. You just caught me on a weird day.
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Danielle: What's the craziest thing you've done lately?
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