Mrs. Kidman: Eli, do those girls go to your school?Eli: Actually, no, Mrs. Kidman, they're porn stars.
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Matthew: Hey, there's the big daddy!
Dr. Salinger: Matthew, what has been going on?
Matthew: Some serious s**t.
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Matthew: [high] Heyyy, it's my competition! Ryan, what's up my man?
Ryan: Jesus, what happened to you?
Matthew: Just living life, my man.
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Kelly: Sometimes in life if you wanna do something good, you gotta do something bad.
Matthew: Yeah, but this is breaking and entering.
Kelly: This is politics.
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Kelly: You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.
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Kelly: If I'm gonna do this payment plan thing, I need a show of good faith, you know, something concrete.
Matthew: Well, like what?
Kelly: A blow job.
Matthew: Nah, I told you. She's not gonna do that anymore.
Kelly: Who said anything about her?
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Kelly: Yeah. We're definitely outside the box now, huh? Now you gotta ask yourself, how far are you willing to go, hmm? How much do you really care about her? [unzips his pants, pauses, then starts laughing] I'm joking, man! Relax. Damn! Do I look gay to you?
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Kelly: Stay in school!
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Matthew: I just wanna let you know, I know who you really are, and you're better than this.
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Matthew: What happened?
Klitz: It got bad.
Eli: BOLT! BOLT!
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