Klitz: Dude, am I ugly? • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
April: [to Klitz] I know this isn't professional, but I think you're really cute.
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Danielle: Thank you.
Matthew: For what?
Danielle: I never went to prom.
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April: Is your name really Clitz?
Klitz: Yeah, with a K.
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Ferrari: Your name is Klitz?
Klitz: With a K.
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Matthew: [to Samnang] You better cure cancer, kid.
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Kelly: Hey, you guys know Matty? I hung with him last night. Guy's the tits.
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Kelly: Hey, you know who's got the killer bud?
[hits Klitz]
Kelly: This f**ker right here.
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Danielle: Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?
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Eli: Okay, you know what the three of us are? We're a tripod.
Matt: A tripod?
Eli: Yes, a tripod. Which means that if you knock out one of our legs... WE. ALL. FALL!
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