The Family Stone Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from The Family Stone by your favorite characters including Meredith Morton, Ben Stone and Sybil Stone.
Sybil Stone: He's gonna ask me for that ring...Susannah Stone: Mom, *enough* about the ring.
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Sybil Stone: Are those mushrooms?
Meredith Morton: Yes, those are mushrooms.
Patrick Thomas: Isn't Everett allergic to mushrooms?
Meredith Morton: He is?
Ben Stone: OK, what we got going on over here? Santa's workshop. Er... OK, wha-what can I do to be of service Meredith, wha-what can I do?
Meredith Morton: Oh, well... I think I'm all set. Everett had to run some errands in town, then he and Thad are going to meet Julie's bus...
Ben Stone: Are those mushrooms?
Meredith Morton: I DIDN'T KNOW!
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Ben Stone: Hey! I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it!
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Kelly Stone: We will try to welcome her back in, like a *civilized* family might.
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Meredith Morton: What's so great about you guys?
Sybil Stone: Uh, nothing... it's just that we're all that we've got.
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John Trousdale: First thing's first: Who's Amy making out with in the ambulance?
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Ben Stone: Calm down. You've been drinking Cokes all day.
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Ben Stone: I'd want a little black baby.
Everett Stone: You already have a little black baby.
Ben Stone: Can ya dig it!
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Ben Stone: You were shovelling snow.
Meredith Morton: I... What?
Ben Stone: You were just a little girl in a flannel night gown. And you were shovelling snow from the walk in front of our house. And I was the snow, I was the snow. And everywhere it landed and everywhere it covered. You scoop me up with a big red shovel. You scoop me up.
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Meredith Morton: [to Amy's ex-boyfriend] You're the guy that popped Amy's cherry!
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