Andy Sachs: So none of the girls here eat anything?Nigel: Not since two became new four and zero became the new two.
Andy Sachs: Well, I'm a six...
Nigel: Which is the new fourteen.
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Jocelyn: [at a board meeting over the April issue] Well... they're showing a lot of florals right now, so I was thinking...
Miranda Priestly: Florals? For spring? Ground breaking.
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Nigel: Oh, never mind. I'm sure you have plenty more poly-blend where that came from.
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Emily: I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?
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Andy Sachs: I thought only the first assistant went to the benefit
Miranda Priestly: Only when the first assistant hasn't decided to become an incubus of viral plague.
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Nigel: You are in desperate need of Chanel.
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Emily: [to Andy] You sold your soul to the devil when you put on your first pair of Jimmy Choo's, I saw it.
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Emily: One time an assistant left the desk, because she, I don't know, sliced her hand open with a letter opener. Miranda missed Lagerfeld who had boarded a seventeen hour flight to Australia. She now works at TV Guide.
Andy Sachs: Man the desk at all times. Got it.
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Andy Sachs: What if I don't want this?
Miranda Priestly: Oh, don't be silly - EVERYONE wants this. Everyone wants to be *us*.
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Emily: A million girls would kill for this job.
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