The Departed Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from The Departed by your favorite characters including Frank Costello, Colin Sullivan and Dignam.
Police Camera Tech: Who the f**k are you?Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
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Billy Costigan: Listen, listen. I got like, like thirty thousand bucks, right? Insurance money. You know, after my mother passed and everything?
Cousin Sean: Yeah, yeah.
Billy Costigan: In your line of work, if I gave you like what, ten thousand, what could I get back?
Cousin Sean: You know... you know what you usually say at these moments?
Billy Costigan: What? What?
Cousin Sean: C'mon, man.
Billy Costigan: Aw, come on, you f**king moron. Come on. What, you want me to say it? Huh? I'm not a cop, alright? I'm your f**king cousin.
Cousin Sean: Yeah, you're bad! You corrupt f**k, man! You must be my cousin.
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Frank Costello: I'm going to have my associate search you.
Billy Costigan: No, no one's f**king searching me. Searching me for what?
Frank Costello: Contra-f**king-band. Take your shoes off.
[French slams Costigan into a chair]
Mr. French: Shoes.
Frank Costello: [to Costigan] I knew your father.
Billy Costigan: Yeah? You know he's dead?
Frank Costello: Oh, sorry. How'd he go?
Billy Costigan: He didn't complain.
Frank Costello: Yeah, that was his problem.
Billy Costigan: Who said he had a problem?
Frank Costello: I just said he had a f**king problem. There's a man who could have been anything.
Billy Costigan: Are you trying to say he was nothing?
[French slams Costigan onto a pool table and continues his search]
Frank Costello: I'm saying he worked at the airport.
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[Upon learning the Police have found Delahunt's body and that he was a cop]
Fitzy: I don't believe it.
Mr. French: What can't you believe?
Fitzy: I spent all f**king night dragging the poor bastard in there. Tell me how they find him so fast? Somebody walking a f**king dog ? What f**king size a dog is that? Has to be a big f**king dog, man. I spent all night doing it man.
[pause, Frank stares at him]
Fitzy: I'm embarrassed. I still don't believe he was a cop, I don't believe it.
Frank Costello: The COPS... are saying he's a cop... so I won't look for the cop. Are you soft, Fitz? When I tell you... to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him *IN* the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday, TO GET A FUCKING BLOWJOB!
[Fitzy laughs, Frank hits him]
Frank Costello: Don't laugh! This ain't Reality TV!
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Colin Sullivan: [to Madolyn] If we're not gonna make it, it's gotta be you that gets out, cause I'm not capable. I'm f**king Irish, I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life.
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Ellerby: You have an immaculate record. Some guys don't trust an immaculate record. I do. I have an immaculate record.
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Dignam: [after Costigan has quoted Nathaniel Hawthorne] Pfft! What's the matter, smartass, you don't know any f**kin' Shakespeare?
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Colin Sullivan: You got a nice suit at home or do you like coming to work everyday dressed like you're goin' to invade Poland?
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Colin Sullivan: Do you know what will happen if you shoot me?
Billy Costigan: Yeah, this bullet will go right through your f**king head!
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Lazio: Do you have anyone in with Costello presently?
Dignam: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe f**k yourself.
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Total Quotes: 26