The Dark Knight Quotes (Page 4)
Happy: So why do they call him "The Joker"?Dopey: I heard he wears make-up.
Happy: Make-up?
Dopey: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.
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The Joker: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
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The Joker: I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.
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The Joker: I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.
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Mayor: [regarding The Joker] What do we got?
Lt. James Gordon: Nothing. No name, no other alias. Clothing is... custom. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint.
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Bruce Wayne: People are dying. What would you have me do?
Alfred Pennyworth: Endure. You can be the outcast. You can make the choice that no one else will face - the right choice. Gotham needs you.
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The Joker: Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money. It's about sending a message.
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Batman: [to The Joker] You wanted me, here I am.
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The Joker: See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!
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Lucius Fox: Spying on 30 million people is not part of my job description.
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Total Quotes: 71