The Joker: Why... so... serious? • Rating: 8.6 / 10 • Permalink
The Joker: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
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Maroni's Mistress: It's too loud in here, we can't hear each other talk.
Salvatore Maroni: What makes you think I want to hear you talk?
• Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink
Bartender: Dent! Jesus, I thought you was dead!
Harvey Dent: Half...
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The Joker: [to Batman] You've changed things... forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak... like me!
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Gotham National Bank Manager: The criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in? What do you believe in!
The Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.
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The Joker: [to Rachel] A little fight in ya. I like that.
Batman: Then you're going to love me.
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The Joker: Where do we begin? A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened?
Gamble: So what are you proposing?
The Joker: It's simple: Kill the Batman.
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Alfred Pennyworth: Know your limits, Master Wayne.
Bruce Wayne: Batman has no limits.
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Alarm Guy: So why do they call him "the Joker"?
Safecracker: I heard he wears makeup.
Alarm Guy: Makeup?
Safecracker: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.
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