The Darjeeling Limited Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from The Darjeeling Limited by your favorite characters including Jack, Francis and Peter.
Jack: I love you too, but I'm gonna mace you in the face! • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rita: What's wrong with you?
Jack: I honestly don't know. I'll tell you the next time I see you.
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Francis: [sees children crossing a river] Look at these assholes!
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Jack: Do you want to go in the bathroom and smoke a cigarette with me?
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Jack: I wonder if the three of us would've been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people.
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Jack: What did he say?
Peter: He said the train is lost.
Jack: How can a train be lost? It's on rails.
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Peter: I love the way this country smells. I'll never forget it. It's kind of spicy.
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Jack: Wouldn't it be great if we heard a train go by in the distance?
Peter: No.
Francis: It'd probably be annoying.
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Brendan: Why are your eyes so red?
Francis: Why is your head so bald?
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Total Quotes: 9