Carter Chambers: You measure yourself by the people who measure themselves by you.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Edward Cole: We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round.
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Edward Cole: Just because I told you my story, does not invite you to be a part of it!
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Edward Cole: Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
Thomas: I'll remember that when I start "decrepitating" sir.
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Edward Cole: Do you hate me?
Carter Chambers: Not yet.
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Thomas: I'm proud of you.
Edward Cole: Nobody cares what you think.
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Edward Cole: I want my own room.
Thomas: You run hospitals, not health spas. Two beds to a room, no exceptions.
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Thomas: What the hell are you doing here?
Carter Chambers: Fighting for my life. You?
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Edward Cole: The sequel was like that. She never backed me up on anything.
Carter Chambers: The sequel?
Edward Cole: The second Mrs Edward Cole.
[Carter rolls his eyes]
Edward Cole: Hell, that woman hated me.
Kyle the parachutist: Maybe because you called her the sequel.
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Dr. Hollins: How are you doing?
Edward Cole: Dumb question.
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