Walter Sobchak: Were you listening to The Dude's story, Donny?The Dude: Walter...
Donny: What?
Walter Sobchak: Were you listening to The Dude's story?
Donny: I was bowling.
Walter Sobchak: So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...
The Dude: (interrupting) Walter, Walter, what's the point, man?
Walter Sobchak: There's no reason - here's my point, dude, there's no f**king reason why these two...
Donny: Yeah, Walter, what's your point?
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Walter Sobchak: Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?
The Dude: Look, man...
Walter Sobchak: Dude, please? Is this your homework, Larry?
The Dude: Just ask him about the car.
Walter Sobchak: Is this yours, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?
The Dude: Is that your car out front?
Walter Sobchak: Is this your homework, Larry?
The Dude: We know it's his f**king homework! Where's the f**king money, you little brat?
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Walter Sobchak: I told that Kraut a f**kin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!
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Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex?
The Dude: You mean coitus?
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Donny: They posted the next round for the tournament.
Walter Sobchak: Donny, shut the f- when do we play?
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Walter Sobchak: Look at our current situation with that camel f**ker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind.
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Walter Sobchak: Also, let's not forget - let's NOT forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.
The Dude: What are you, a f**king park ranger?
Walter Sobchak: No, I'm...
The Dude: Who gives a s**t about the marmot!
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Walter Sobchak: That's right, Dude, they peed on your f**king rug.
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Younger Cop: And was there anything of value in the car?
The Dude: Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.
Younger Cop: [expectant pause] In the briefcase?
The Dude: Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.
Younger Cop: And what do you do, sir?
The Dude: I'm unemployed.
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The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
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