The Dude: That rug really tied the room together. • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
The Dude: Who the f**k are the Knutsens?
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Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a s**t about the rules? Mark it zero!
The Dude: They're calling the cops, put the piece away.
Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero!
[points gun in Smokey's face]
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] You think I'm f**king around here? Mark it zero!
Smokey: All right, it's f**king zero. Are you happy, you crazy f**k?
Walter Sobchak: ...It's a league game, Smokey.
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The Dude: Dude.
Nihilist: [on the phone] Who is this?
The Dude: Dude. The bag man, man. Where do you want us to go?
Nihilist: Us?
The Dude: [to Walter] Shit!
[to Nihilist]
The Dude: Uh. Yeah, uh. Me and, uh, the driver. I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all at the same time.
Nihilist: Shut the f**k up.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, are you f**king this up?
Nihilist: Who the f**k is that?
The Dude: That is the driver.
[Nihilist hangs up]
The Dude: Shit! Walter, you f**k... you f**ked it up! You f**ked it up! Her life was in our hands, man!
Walter Sobchak: Nothing is f**ked here, Dude. Come on, you're being very un-Dude. They'll call back.
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The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That f**king bitch...
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the f**k up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the f**k is he talking about, Dude?
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The Dude: Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
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The Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.
Walter Sobchak: You mean... beyond pacifism?
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Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest s**t? What's this bulls**t? I don't f**kin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f**ks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f**ked you in the ass Saturday. I f**k you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
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Walter Sobchak: F**king dips**t with a nine toed woman.
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The Dude: F**kin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the f**k up, Donny.
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