Lucy: If you were a dork you should say you're sorry. Girls like that. • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Sydney Ellen Wade: Your boss is the chief executive of fantasy land!
President Andrew Shepherd: Well, let's take him out back and beat the s**t out of him!
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President Andrew Shepherd: We had a nice couple of minutes together. She threatened me, I patronized her. Didn't have anything to eat, but I thought there was a connection.
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A.J.: You've said it yourself a million times. If there had been a TV in every living room 60 years ago, this country does not elect a man in a wheelchair.
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Robin McCall: I think the important thing is not to make it look like we're panicking.
President Andrew Shepherd: See, and I think the important thing is actually not to BE panicking.
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A.J.: Excuse me, Mr. President, I just got off the phone with the federal mediator in St. Louis. Management just walked away from the table; the baggage handlers, pilots and flight attendants are all getting set to walk out in forty-eight hours.
President Andrew Shepherd: You know, I studied under a Nobel Prize-winning economist, and you know what he taught me?
A.J.: Never have an airline strike at Christmas?
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President Andrew Shepherd: The White House is the single greatest home court advantage in the modern world.
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President Andrew Shepherd: She didn't say anything about me?
A.J.: No, but I could always pass her a note before study hall.
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Robin McCall: It's Christmas.
Lewis Rothschild: It's Christmas?
Leon Kodak: Yeah. You didn't get the memo?
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A.J. MacInerney: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Roosevelt Room, giving Lewis oxygen.
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