Thank You for Smoking Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Thank You for Smoking by your favorite characters including Nick Naylor and Joey Naylor.
Senator Ortolan Finistirre: That's ludicrous - The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese! • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Heather Holloway: My other interviews have pinned you as a mass murderer, blood sucker, pimp, profiteer and my personal favorite, yuppie Mephistopheles.
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Jeff Megall: [Talking to Nick on the phone, late at night] Gotta go. London. It's 7 AM in the Old Empire.
Nick Naylor: When do you sleep?
Jeff Megall: [pause] Sunday.
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Kid #3: My Mommy says smoking kills.
Nick Naylor: Oh, is your Mommy a doctor?
Kid #3: No.
Nick Naylor: A scientific researcher of some kind?
Kid #3: No.
Nick Naylor: Well then she's hardly a credible expert, is she?
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Nick Naylor: My job requires a certain... moral flexibility.
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Nick Naylor: That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.
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Joey Naylor: Dad, why is the American government the best government?
Nick Naylor: Because of our endless appeals system.
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Nick Naylor: You know the guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him. On crack.
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Jack: I'm going to impale your mom on a spike and feed her dead body to my dog with syphilis.
Brad: Ha, you got me!
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BR: We don't sell Tic Tacs, we sell cigarettes. And they're cool, available, and *addictive*. The job is almost done for us.
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