A collection of the best quotes from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny by your favorite characters including JB and KG.
KG: Gimme a powerslide. Full throttle.JB: sssshhhhh...
[Hissing while performing a horrible powerslide]
KG: How did that feel?
JB: Really good. How did it look?
KG: Amazing... ly bad.
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JB: What's it gonna be Kyle? You have to decide... Tits... or Destiny.
KG: [Lifting up his shirt] Tits.
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JB: Kyle's fingers be silver.
KG: Jack's voice then be gold.
JB, KG: But lest you think we're vain.
JB: We know you're all robots and we don't care! Tenacious D! We reign! Supreme, Oh, God! Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme, and a cutlass supreme.
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JB: [opening lyrics] A long ass f**king time ago, in a town called Kickapoo, there lived a humble family religious through and through. But yay, there was a black sheep, And he knew just what to do. His name was young JB and he refused to step in line. A vision he did see of f**king rocking all the time. He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align.
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Girl #2: Excuse me, are you gonna charge us for all the refills?
Truck Stop Waitress: [sarcastically] No, you're so pretty you'll get everything for free.
KG: That's a pretty good deal.
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JB: I've had this birth mark since I was born!
KG: I have ass-mark too!
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[last lines]
JB: Do not make a sound unless it's a masterpiece. Not a f**kin' sound.
KG: [farts] Thought I felt something.
JB: Let's hear that back.
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KG: Go ahead and sleep on the power couch. Your training begins tomorrow, at the crack of noon.
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KG: Go score me a dime-bag.
JB: A what?
KG: Ten dollars worth a *weed*. Now Listen: Go down to Wake & Bake Pizza, ask for Jojo. Tell him you want the Bob Marley Extra Crispy. He'll know what you're talkin' about.
JB: All right dude, roger that. One Extra Crispy comin' up!
[hangs up phone]
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Lee: [after the first show] That was amazing, you guys changed people's lives tonight.
KG: I know, it was so awesome dude.
JB: Yeah, it was awesome, compared to bulls**t!
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