Ricky Bobby: Nobody plays jazz at The Pit Stop!Jean Girrard: Then why is the song on the jukebox?
Bartender: We keep it on there for profiling purposes. We also have the Pet Shop Boys and Seal.
• Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Shake and bake!
Jean Girard: Is that a catchphrase or epilepsy?
• Rating: 9.1 / 10 • Permalink
Cal Naughton Jr: We missed you at the wedding. It was really classy. We had a Styx cover band, and a nacho fountain.
• Rating: 9.1 / 10 • Permalink
Ricky Bobby: If you ain't first, you're last.
• Rating: 9.1 / 10 • Permalink
Jean Girard: God needs the Devil. The Beatles needed The Rolling Stones. Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Will you be my Katie Couric?
• Rating: 8.9 / 10 • Permalink
Ricky Bobby: 98% of people will die sometime in their lives.
• Rating: 8.8 / 10 • Permalink
Ricky Bobby: I wanna thank little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors.
• Rating: 8.8 / 10 • Permalink
Jean Girard: You have spilled my macchiato.
• Rating: 7.7 / 10 • Permalink
Jean Girard: You taste like America.
Ricky Bobby: Thank you.
• Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ricky Bobby: Are we gonna get it on now?
• Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink
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