A collection of the best quotes from Swingers by your favorite characters including Trent Walker, Mike Peters and Sue.
Trent: Hey! What're you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town? • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Trent: Look at this, okay? I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.
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Mike: Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift.
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Mike: That was so f**king money. That was like the Jedi mind-s**t.
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Trent: They're gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, you dig that?
Mike: Do you think we'll get there by midnight?
Trent: Baby, we're going to be up five hundy by midnight!
Mike: Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!
Trent: Vegas baby! Vegas!
Mike: Vegas!
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Sue: People get carjacked.
Trent: Who's gonna carjack your f**kin' K-Car? He's right, Sue, you don't need to carry a gatt!
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Mike: How about if I wait six weeks to call. I could tell her I found her number while I was cleaning out my wallet, I can't remember where we met. I'll ask her what she looks like and then I'll ask her if we f**ked. How about that? Would that be money?
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Rob: Those guys are right. You're money.
Mike: Then why won't she call?
Rob: She won't call because you left. She's got her own life to deal with and that's in New York. She's a sweet girl and I love her to pieces, but f**k her, man. You got to get on with your life. You've got to let go of the past Mikey, and when you do, the future is beautiful.
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Rob: You don't look at the things you have. You only look at the stuff you don't have. Those guys are right about you, you're money.
Mike: Then why won't she call?
Rob: She won't call because you left.
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Rob: She's got her own life to deal with man, and that's in New York. Alright, and she's a sweet girl and I love her to pieces, but f**k her man you gotta get on with your life. You gotta let go of the past, and Mikey when you do, I'm telling ya, the future is beautiful, alright. Look out the window. It's sunny everyday here. It's like manifest destiny, don't tell me we didn't make it, we made it. We are here, and everything that has passed is prologue to this. All of the s**t that didn't kill us is only... you know, all that s**t. You're gonna get over it.
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Total Quotes: 43
