Sweet Home Alabama Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Sweet Home Alabama by your favorite characters including Jake.
Melanie Carmichael: Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Melanie Carmichael: You dumb stubborn redneck hick.
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Earl Smooter: You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.
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Young Melanie: What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow?
Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.
[they kiss, and lightening strikes]
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Melanie Carmichael: [of Bryant the dog] Can he swim?
Jake: Doesn't look like it.
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Jake: [not recognizing Melanie in her sunglasses] Can I help you?
Melanie Carmichael: Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.
Jake: You're s**ttin' me, right?
Melanie Carmichael: I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not "s**tting" you.
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Jake: The only reason I ain't signing is cause you've turned into some hoity-toity Yankee bitch, and I'd like nothing better right now than to piss you off.
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Stella: You know for someone whose been holding onto something for so long, you're pretty quick to let it go.
Jake: I can't control her, any more than I can control the weather.
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Mayor Kate Hennings: Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something.
Melanie Carmichael: ["decks" Kate] Nobody talks to my Momma like that!
Earl Smooter: Praise the Lord, the South has risen again!
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Bobby Ray: You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.
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Total Quotes: 30