A collection of the best quotes from Superhero Movie by your favorite characters including Uncle Albert and Rick Riker / Dragonfly.
Uncle Albert: With great power comes... ow!Rick Riker: Try to breathe!
Uncle Albert: I can't. You're kneeling on my crotch!
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Uncle Albert: With great power comes... ow!
Rick Riker: Great responsibility? Try to breathe!
Uncle Albert: I can't. You're kneeling on my balls!
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Rick Riker: I'm not wearing any diamonds!
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Uncle Albert: Oh I love you, my wife.
Person at funeral: Sir, that isn't your wife.
Uncle Albert: Who's is it then?
Person at funeral: It is his.
Uncle Albert: Give me five minutes.
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Uncle Albert: [lovingly] Your thighs look like warm cottage cheese someone threw up on the sidewalk.
Aunt Lucille Adams: And you've always had a tiny penis.
Uncle Albert: Well, what does it matter when you're in love?
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Total Quotes: 5
