Seth: Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Seth: Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing.
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Seth: He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.
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Seth: Hey, man, I was doing some research for next year and I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to. The Vag-Tastic Voyage.
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Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you we're smoking cigarettes with those cops.
Fogell: Because I f**kin' rule?
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