Superbad Quotes (Page 7)
Seth: Look at those nipples.Evan: They're like little baby toes. It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.
Evan: Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.
Seth: You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hinds it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.
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Seth: Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing.
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Seth: He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.
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Seth: Hey, man, I was doing some research for next year and I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to. The Vag-Tastic Voyage.
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Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you we're smoking cigarettes with those cops.
Fogell: Because I f**kin' rule?
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