Officer Michaels: [out of breath] He's a freak...[panting]
Officer Michaels: He's the fastest kid alive...
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Becca: [drunkenly making out with Evan] I *so* flirt with you in math.
Evan: Tell me about it. I - same-sies.
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Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.
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Seth: Its like a three thing... its like ball, d**k, ball.
Evan: It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.
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Becca: Your c**k is so smooth!
Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.
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Seth: I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, "I love my best friend, Evan."
Evan: Let's... go on my roof.
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Becca: I'm so wet right now.
Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health class.
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Officer Slater: I'm sorry that I blocked your c**k...
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Evan: Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing. It's the best.
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Seth: Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to f**k me! She wants my d**k in and around her mouth!
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