Superbad Quotes (Page 5)
Fogell: Well, when I got there it was either this or Muhammad.Evan: Why would you even pick Muhammad.
Fogell: For your information, Muhammad is the most commonly used name on the planet.
Evan: Fogell, have you ever even met anyone named Muhammad?
Fogell: Have you ever met anyone named McLovin?
Seth: NO! That's why it's a stupid, made-up, f**king fairy tale name!
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Officer Michaels: Ah, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin.
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Evan: It's not just making them smaller. They completely reshaped them. They make them more supple, symmetrical.
Seth: I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's make a move.
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Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.
Seth: Yeah, but the problem is that they don't actually show the d**k going in the p***y. Have you ever seen a p***y by itself?
Evan: No.
Seth: I dunno, it's not for me.
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Seth: Yeah, but it doesn't actually show d**k going in which is a huge concern.
Evan: I didn't realize that.
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Fogell: Can we shoot at it?
Officer Slater: I don't know...
[pause]
Officer Slater: Can you?
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Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.
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Liquor Store Clerk: Is there a problem here sir?
Fogell: [shakes head] No.
Liquor Store Clerk: [looks down at the spilled beer on the floor] Sir, did you do this?
Fogell: No, no I didn't and you should really clean this up, someone could really hurt themselves
[walks away]
Liquor Store Clerk: [looks down at the floor and shakes his head a little] F**k my life
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Officer Michaels: [out of breath] He's a freak...
[panting]
Officer Michaels: He's the fastest kid alive...
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Becca: [drunkenly making out with Evan] I *so* flirt with you in math.
Evan: Tell me about it. I - same-sies.
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Total Quotes: 65