Seth: You know how many foods are shaped like d**ks? The best kinds. • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Officer Michaels: Prepare to get f**ked by the long d**k of the law.
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Evan: Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.
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Seth: Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants?
Greg the Soccer Player: [turning around] That was like 8 years ago, asshole!
Seth: [yelling] People don't forget!
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Officer Michaels: How old are you McLovin?
Fogell: Old enough.
Officer Michaels: Old enough for what?
Fogell: To party.
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Officer Michaels: I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!
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Becca: I am gonna give you the best blow J. With my mouth.
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Seth: Look at those nipples.
Evan: They're like little baby toes. It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.
Evan: Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.
Seth: You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hinds it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.
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Jules: You scratch our back and we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well, the funny thing about my back, is that it's located on my c**k.
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Evan: I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.
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