Superbad Quotes (Page 3)
Fogell: What's it like to have a gun?Officer Michaels: It's like having two c**ks. If one of your c**ks could kill someone.
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Seth: You know how many foods are shaped like d**ks? The best kinds.
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Officer Michaels: Prepare to get f**ked by the long d**k of the law.
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Evan: Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.
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Seth: Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants?
Greg the Soccer Player: [turning around] That was like 8 years ago, asshole!
Seth: [yelling] People don't forget!
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Officer Michaels: How old are you McLovin?
Fogell: Old enough.
Fogell: Old enough for what?
Fogell: To party.
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Officer Michaels: I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!
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Jules: You scratch our back and we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well, the funny thing about my back, is that it's located on my c**k.
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Becca: I'm so wet right now.
Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in Health Class.
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Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Liquor Store Woman: Was he African? No, he was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish... so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.
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Total Quotes: 65