Seth: You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so s**t-faced last night, I shouldn't of slept with that guy?' We could be that mistake! • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Evan: It's like a division sign.
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Seth: Oh my God! That's the coolest f**king story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?
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Seth: [imitating Becca] Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my p***y. I never would've been able to handle your four inch d**k inside my p***y without that gigantic bottle of lube.
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Seth: I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding Vag.
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Seth: You don't want girls to think you suck d**k at f**king p***y.
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Officer Slater: I'm sorry that I blocked your c**k...
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Fogell: There is a very good reason for why my fake I.D. says I'm 25 and not 21. Everyday hundreds of kids go to the liquor store with fake I.D.s that say they're 21. Just how many 21-year-olds are there in this town? It's called strategy.
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Seth: Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to f**k me! She wants my d**k in and around her mouth!
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Fogell: What's it like to have a gun?
Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.
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