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A collection of the best quotes from Superbad by your favorite characters including Seth, Evan and Officer Michaels.


The boys makes it to the party

Becca: [drunkenly making out with Evan] I *so* flirt with you in math.
Evan: Tell me about it. I - same-sies.

  • Vote for this Quote! • March 17th, 2008


Officer Michaels: [out of breath] He's a freak...
[panting]
Officer Michaels: He's the fastest kid alive...

  • Vote for this Quote! • March 17th, 2008


Liquor Store Clerk: Is there a problem here sir?
Fogell: [shakes head] No.
Liquor Store Clerk: [looks down at the spilled beer on the floor] Sir, did you do this?
Fogell: No, no I didn't and you should really clean this up, someone could really hurt themselves
[walks away]
Liquor Store Clerk: [looks down at the floor and shakes his head a little] F**k my life

  • Vote for this Quote! • March 17th, 2008


Officer Michaels: How old are you McLovin?
Fogell: Old enough.
Fogell: Old enough for what?
Fogell: To party.

  • Rating 5.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • March 17th, 2008


Seth: Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants?
Greg the Soccer Player: [turning around] That was like 8 years ago, asshole!
Seth: [yelling] People don't forget!

  • Rating 5.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • March 17th, 2008



Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.

  • Vote for this Quote! • March 17th, 2008


Fogell: Can we shoot at it?
Officer Slater: I don't know...
[pause]
Officer Slater: Can you?

  • Vote for this Quote! • March 17th, 2008


Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Liquor Store Woman: Was he African? No, he was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish... so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.

  • Rating 4.7 / 5Vote for this Quote! • August 31st, 2007


Seth: I drew d**ks.
Evan: Like a man d**k?
Seth: Yes, like a man d**k.
Evan: That's supergay.

  • Rating 4.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • August 31st, 2007


Evan: Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.

  • Rating 5.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • August 31st, 2007


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