A collection of the best quotes from Superbad by your favorite characters including Seth, Evan and Officer Michaels.
Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?Seth: It doesn't have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Evan: The guys either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
Fogell: I am McLovin.
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Fogell: I have a boner!
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Seth: [referring to Evan's mother] I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's d**k.
Seth: [shrugs] It's a nice lookin' d**k.
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Officer Slater: [talking to Fogell with Officer Michaels in the liquor store after a robbery] May we see your identification?
[Fogell uneasily hands over his fake I.D]
Officer Slater: McLovin?
[Fogell is really nervous]
Officer Slater: [pauses] That's a cool name, man.
Fogell: [amazed that his fake I.D. worked] Wha...
Officer Slater: Yeah, people have weird names nowadays. Once I pulled arrested this man-lady, and his legal first name was "F**k".
Officer Michaels: He was Vietnamese, so it was probably spelled with a "ph", I dunno.
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Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Liquor Store Woman: Was he African? He was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.
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Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well, funny thing about my back, is it's located on my c**k.
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Becca: Your c**k is so smooth!
Evan: You would too... if you were a man.
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Officer Michaels: Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?
Fogell: It's not the "going" I'm worried about... but the "coming."
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Officer Slater: McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with you penis?
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Seth: You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so s**t-faced last night, I shouldn't of slept with that guy?' We could be that mistake!
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