Stripes Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Stripes by your favorite characters including John Winger and Russell Ziskey.
John Winger: C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*.Russell Ziskey: Well I got the s**t kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!
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John Winger: You can't go. All the plants are gonna die.
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John Winger: Ma'am, I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.
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John Winger: My philosophy: a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of boots.
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John Winger: Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.
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Dewey Oxburger: Well, my name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem.
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John Winger: [to the soldiers in his platoon] We're soldiers; but we're American soldiers. We've been kickin' ass for 200 years. We're 10 and 1.
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Russell Ziskey: John, do you think I'm officer material?
John Winger: God, I'm worried about you.
Russell Ziskey: Come on! I'm in good shape, I'm walking tall, I'm looking good. First weekend in Europe.
John Winger: Yeah. We're spending it in an airplane hangar... guarding a truck!
Russell Ziskey: We've got each other.
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General Barnicke: Where is your drill sergeant, men?
John Winger: Blown up sir.
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General Barnicke: Where have you been soldier?
John Winger: Training, sir.
Soldiers: Training, sir.
General Barnicke: What kind of training?
John Winger: Army training, sir.
Soldiers: Army training, sir.
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Total Quotes: 24