Stranger Than Fiction Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Stranger Than Fiction by your favorite characters including Harold Crick, Karen Eiffel and Professor Jules Hilbert.
Harold Crick: This might not mean anything to you, but I think I'm in a tragedy. • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Karen Eiffel: [narrating] Why was Harold talking to this man? This man... was an idiot; this man used words like "wibbly-wobbly" and "convo", and explained that trees were trees. Of course trees were trees; Harold knew that trees were trees.
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Dr. Jules Hilbert: Hell Harold, you could just eat nothing but pancakes if you wanted.
Harold Crick: What is wrong with you? Hey, I don't want to eat nothing but pancakes, I want to live! I mean, who in their right mind in a choice between pancakes and living chooses pancakes?
Dr. Jules Hilbert: Harold, if you pause to think, you'd realize that that answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led... and, of course, the quality of the pancakes.
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Dr. Jules Hilbert: Aren't you relieved to know that you're not a golem?
Harold Crick: Yes. I am relieved to know that I am not a golem.
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Dr. Jules Hilbert: Let's start with ridiculous and work backwards.
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Dr. Jules Hilbert: The thing to determine conclusively is whether you are in a comedy or a tragedy. Have you met anyone who simply might loathe the very core of you?
Harold Crick: I'm an IRS agent. Everyone hates me.
Dr. Jules Hilbert: Well, that sounds like a comedy!
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Harold Crick: You don't understand that this isn't a story to me, it's my life! I want to live!
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Karen Eiffel: [narrating] This is a story about a man named Harold Crick and his wristwatch.
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Harold Crick: [talking to Ana while holding a cardboard box with multiple small paper bags inside] I brought you flours.
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Karen Eiffel: [narrating] Little did he know that this simple seemingly innocuous act would result in his imminent death.
Harold Crick: What? What? Hey! HELLOOO! What? Why? Why MY death? HELLO? Excuse me? WHEN?
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Total Quotes: 31