A collection of the best quotes from Step Brothers by your favorite characters including Brennan Huff and Dale Doback.
Dale: What are you doing?Brennan: I'm burying you!
Dale: My dad will wonder where I am.
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Dale Doback: Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta f**k one, kill one, and marry one, who do you pick?
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Dale Doback: [as they are called back into the office for their first interview] We're here to f**k s**t up!
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Brennan Huff: This house is a prison!
Dale Doback: On planet bulls**t!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of this sucks camel d**k!
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Brennan Huff: He better not get in my face, 'cause I'll drop that motherf**ker!
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Brennan Huff: I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the s**t out of you!
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Derek: So what do we do now?
Brennan Huff: We can hug?
Derek: Yeah you'd like that ya faggot!.... I'm sorry, I'm new to this.
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Brennan Huff: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!
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Dale Doback: [after hearing Brennan sing] You have the voice of an angel. I mean, it's like Fergie meets Jesus.
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Brennan Huff: Shut your mouth. Sh-sh-shut your mouth.
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Total Quotes: 24
